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Anonymous said: hey hows it going r u single can i marry u

baptistes:

Im married to God

cumleak:

precumming:

mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes

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IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

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You’re allowed to be anything.

You’re not allowed to let it destroy you.

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ohyeselifresh:

AMEN 1000 TIMES.

ohyeselifresh:

AMEN 1000 TIMES.

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annulet:

baethoven

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spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

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"Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit."

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say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

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