May 2013
doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
“A poem begins with a lump in the throat.”
– Robert Frost (via scabpicker)
nepeta-the-lion:
i wanna cosplay but i can barely afford a video game that costs $15 u feel me
genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
OPERACIÓN BIKINI
Expectativa:
Realidad:
parkwaydriive:
Reasons to date me:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5: please
dampsandwich:
excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer...
sodamnrelatable:
s-o-c-i-e-t-y:
I hope somebody told you that they love you today. But if nobody did, then I love you and I hope that’s enough to make you want to live at least another day.
—¿Consumes drogas? —No. —¿Las has probado alguna...
Nadie quiere un mundo con anoréxicas y bulímicas...
How to econ
ataline:
take out harry potter quill-pen
put on study music
stare at textbook
stare at notes
go on tumblr
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
cloysterbell:
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
lynzave:
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school...
ryanamusements:
life without a working pair of earphones is no life at all
coltheartedbitch:
have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone
like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
tourdatesforjonesy:
do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts
meowmagicianpia:
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
jesuschristvevo:
i try to be nice but then people start saying words
multipack:
sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
